whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets)

imagine having someone who only wanted you and didn’t flirt with anyone else and didn’t make you uncertain whether they liked you or not

(Source: elzhhs)

rlmjob:

*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*

zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

(Source: vans-supreme)